crispysnakes:

Lesser bee
This little one shed out this morning.

crispysnakes:

Lesser bee

This little one shed out this morning.

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator: shit shit
high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
high school boy: /explodes

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

tattletalestrangler:

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you

person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
hetaliastuck14:

My life in a gif

hetaliastuck14:

My life in a gif

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

limii-circulate:

…stressed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor