chill hazel grace its a metaphor
Taurus: The big brother "sempai" protective sidekick.
Gemini: The laid-back comic relief pervert.
Cancer: The stoic, cold character with a tragic romantic history.
Leo: The boastful, egocentric antagonist with dramatic entrances/exits.
Virgo: The nervous, obsessive-compulsive character who looks great in glasses.
Libra: The single guy caught in a harem anime.
Scorpio: The outwardly playful companion with a secret, sinister agenda revealed in a dark plot twist.
Sagittarius: The loud-mouthed idiot from Osaka.
Capricorn: The intense kendo team captain.
Aquarius: The popular, yet emotionally detached school idol.
Pisces: The mysterious and shy character with psychic/telepathic abilities.
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
- Refuses to sell his strongest potions
- Has no respect for knights
- Is a rascal
An AU where everything is the same except Noiz is a Boohbah